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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bastardtoadflax
guerrillatech

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an-autistic-with-personhood

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synebluetoo

Why would you hide that in the notes

katy-l-wood

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

libraford

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

abronzeagegod

"Here at Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won't ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn't know what an Elon Musk is and won't fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart" electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It's sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don't have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps."

bastardtoadflax
pitbolshevik

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

pitbolshevik

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

don't go in the notes people are being SO stupid chiropractors are not medical professionals. they should disclose this also HEY!! PERSON I'M REBLOGGING THIS FROM!! DON'T READ PAST THIS PART AT WORK!! stay safe ily anyway chiros have caused strokes and arterial dissections MANY times killing or severely disabling their clients more often they give or exacerbate musculoskeletal issues in their clients like... please go to physical therapy stop letting people touch you who believe they can cure autism by cracking people's spines
lesbianavocado
j33persworld

conversations about ability, disability, and pain (especially chronic pain) need to become less socially “taboo” because there’s so many people who don’t realize how much pain they’re actually in. n they don’t realize because they just assume everyone has these problems, bc no one talks about it.

i think it’s important to be open about what amount, level, etc. of pain is considered “normal” bc a lot of people don’t realize until it’s too late

transcyberism

PSA the normal amount of pain when you're just sitting/standing around not doing anything strenuous and don't have any kind of injury or illness is zero. if you are consistently always in pain when you haven't had anything happen to cause that pain, that's not normal.